Dunno what it is? Poke it!

@Quen

idonthaveabullwhipyet:

Hmm…S’possible. Though I have had a few Foundation-ordered lobotomies or whatchacallits in the las’ few years. *shrugs* S’pleasure t’ meet ya anyway.

*offers his hand* Name’s Quentin McDonnell, or so they tell me.

McDonnell… that’s a Scottish name, isn’t it? …… I guess that’d be a pointless thing to ask you now, wouldn’t it? Hmm.

So you’re the guy I call if Things get out of hand?

S’right. Weirdly, I ‘remember’ growin’ up in Manchester, an’ tha’ me ‘mum’s’ Scottish. But, I also know tha’ none of tha’s real, an’ I’m s’possedly American.

How’s tha’ for depressin’? *laughs* Yeah, though, y’can jus’ gimme a ring an’ I’ll do what I’m made t’do. Catch the beasties an’ not complain too much.

What’s your schtick then, eh?

@Quen

ditenean:

*blinks slowly at him*

…No, mate, m’not listed as “Emergency SCP Field Agent” or nothin’. I was jus’ jokin’? Messin’ abou’?

…M’sorry, but you like right familiar, you do. Have we met?

I don’t believe so… though… I could swear I’ve seen your face before. Maybe during training? There were quite a few security guards about.

Hmm…S’possible. Though I have had a few Foundation-ordered lobotomies or whatchacallits in the las’ few years. *shrugs* S’pleasure t’ meet ya anyway.

*offers his hand* Name’s Quentin McDonnell, or so they tell me.

ditenean:

idonthaveabullwhipyet:

ditenean:

kondraki:

curseboxes:

yes hello 911 my emergency is bugs

#A CK APOCALYPSE SITUATION IS AN EMERGENCY FUCK YOU

Yes but you wouldn’t be fucking calling the cops now would you you would be calling the SCP Foundation and as we all know that is not a number you find around much yes hello is this the Foundation I got your number from the Secret Organisations section of the fucking phone book

You have to admit, Sir. It’d make field recoveries a lot easier if we had some kind of hotline.

I thought tha’ ‘hotline’ was my mobile number.

Sure as fuck feels like it mos’ days.

Surely you aren’t listed? I wasn’t aware that we were doing that already.

*blinks slowly at him*

…No, mate, m’not listed as “Emergency SCP Field Agent” or nothin’. I was jus’ jokin’? Messin’ abou’?

…M’sorry, but you like right familiar, you do. Have we met?

ditenean:

kondraki:

curseboxes:

yes hello 911 my emergency is bugs

#A CK APOCALYPSE SITUATION IS AN EMERGENCY FUCK YOU

Yes but you wouldn’t be fucking calling the cops now would you you would be calling the SCP Foundation and as we all know that is not a number you find around much yes hello is this the Foundation I got your number from the Secret Organisations section of the fucking phone book

You have to admit, Sir. It’d make field recoveries a lot easier if we had some kind of hotline.